when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.
a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.
That swamp donkey was so ugly i got a twat dog and was able to perform sexual endeavors with her.