comrade

away to call your friend when you're in the Soviet Union

hello comrade please wipe my ass.
comrade why is the American not moving after only being shot in the face?

by comrade lloyderson☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ October 30, 2020

boobs

something you will never ever touch

man:can I touch your boobs
woman:fuck off

by comrade lloyderson☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ October 30, 2020

sez

you mistyped sex on google didn't you mate? and you saw this definition on the urban dictionary and you decided to read this.

i searched sez accidently bro

by comrade lloyderson☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ November 08, 2020

butthole

the place to store your sausages

hey can you help me get these big sausages in to my butthole?

by comrade lloyderson☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ October 30, 2020