Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 14, 2004

Fuck Me Freddy

Fucking Hell, that's not cool

Fuck me freddy, that worm thing shouldn't have just come out of his bleeding ass.

by Comero February 11, 2004

floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

by comero February 22, 2004

Vicious Friction

1.To rampently masturbate causing extreme friction, heat and then pleasure
2.To be tied to a moving vehicle and be dragged down the road, the mangled body after the incident will have been killed due to vicious friction, Ouch.

1.Nick used vicious friction to take his stress away
2.Nick used vicious friction on his johnny long

by Comero February 11, 2004

Necrophilia

Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.

I love necrophilia, but i cant stand the awkward silences.

by Comero February 14, 2004

Stunted Shaun

To describe a small or stunted penis, this squashes any guys ego, and ladies if you say it then the guy will prove himself, so good way of seeing his manhood.

'Oh my God, did you hear about Arthur he has a Stunted Shaun, how embarressing'

by Comero February 11, 2004