comero's definitions

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004

Waffles Revenge

1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge

1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.

by Comero February 11, 2004

Stunted Shaun

To describe a small or stunted penis, this squashes any guys ego, and ladies if you say it then the guy will prove himself, so good way of seeing his manhood.

'Oh my God, did you hear about Arthur he has a Stunted Shaun, how embarressing'

by Comero February 11, 2004

Berty rag

Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

by Comero February 29, 2004

Bust a cherry

1. To actually bust or break a cherry
2.To bust or break something that looked like a cherry
3.To break the vital features of someones face, to stimulate male ego.

I bust a cherry in his face, he aint gonna bother us again

by Comero February 11, 2004

Vicious Friction

1.To rampently masturbate causing extreme friction, heat and then pleasure
2.To be tied to a moving vehicle and be dragged down the road, the mangled body after the incident will have been killed due to vicious friction, Ouch.

1.Nick used vicious friction to take his stress away
2.Nick used vicious friction on his johnny long

by Comero February 11, 2004