Colley301279's definitions

Tablet Security Device

an idiot - "Pill-Lock"

Look at that tablet security device, he can't drive

by colley301279 August 27, 2007

Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 26, 2007

MFI

To pass an extremely large turd, to the point of tears and ripping.

Comes From "to shit a wardrobe"

"Somebody help me, after last nights beerfest I've just dropped an MFI and now my rectums prolapsed"

by Colley301279 August 4, 2007

mingra

The art of being a minger and associating with mingas

"Just look at that mingra, shes got her knickers round her ankles"

by Colley301279 August 4, 2007