col. dr.'s definitions

Pishadu

(PEE-shah-DOO) A toilet. From the Sopranos, perhaps from Italian.

Gigi Cestone died on the pishadu, just like Elvis.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

A To The SS

A superlatively spectacular ass, expressed only when viewing bling or money asses.

That money ho has A to the SS, man.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Royal

Unappealing, undesireable, and uninspiring.

1. Those nerds are worse than boring, they're royal.
2. My piece of shit car is totally royal.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Cunt

Insulting term for a mouth, particularly a man's mouth when accusing him of being homosexual, or exposing him as such.

Shut your cunt, faggot.

by Col. Dr. January 6, 2007

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006