col. dr.'s definitions

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Pishadu

(PEE-shah-DOO) A toilet. From the Sopranos, perhaps from Italian.

Gigi Cestone died on the pishadu, just like Elvis.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Broke

Used to describe marital fidelity.

1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Royal

Unappealing, undesireable, and uninspiring.

1. Those nerds are worse than boring, they're royal.
2. My piece of shit car is totally royal.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

The Mother Tongue

Profanity, especially when used to berate another person.

You should have seen Bill speak the mother tongue to his brother last night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006