cohenPirate's definitions

smoking

done with a harmful drug. if you do this action the result is always lung cancer. and lung cancer always translates to death.

person 1: i am gonna be smoking for a week
person 2: not a good idea
person 1: you can't tell me
(related to memes like smoke weed everyday)

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

gabe the dog

a dog that became a big meme because of his barks and died in 2017... sleep tight doge

gabe the dog

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.

sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

blowjob

when a man thrusts a man's balls with a random object or blows on another man's balls or constantly rapes another man or you call you what you want to call it

person 1: Anna is giving Dave a blowjob
person 2: that sounds very pleasant

by cohenPirate August 4, 2018

nock 'em

an overused dead meme or a song that became a meme like a internet meme or something that unexceptionally ran in popularity with a lyric saying "welcome to the space jam" falling into fair use for new and creative new memes for everybody... including you dear user!

nock 'em vs meme 'em

by cohenPirate June 24, 2018

normie

somebody who is casual

guy 1: NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: you can't kill babies unless they deserve it which they don't

by cohenPirate July 20, 2018