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nock 'em

an overused dead meme or a song that became a meme like a internet meme or something that unexceptionally ran in popularity with a lyric saying "welcome to the space jam" falling into fair use for new and creative new memes for everybody... including you dear user!
nock 'em vs meme 'em
by cohenPirate June 24, 2018
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blowjob

when a man thrusts a man's balls with a random object or blows on another man's balls or constantly rapes another man or you call you what you want to call it
person 1: Anna is giving Dave a blowjob
person 2: that sounds very pleasant
by cohenPirate August 4, 2018
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funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)
john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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???

??? (hmmm???) to be 'confused'
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by cohenPirate June 16, 2018
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sex

a sexual act that involves somebody laying down and then the other person humping them. well you might ask: what is humping? well humping is a sexual act that involves the person on the person laying down and doing push-ups and putting his cock in their 'vi-gi-nuh' at the same time. well do not as much as this man in this GIF would beg you not to think about cats.
sexual person: wanna have sex
not sexual person: nope
sexual person: i will give a lolly-pop for it
not sexual person: not even for that!
by cohenPirate June 15, 2018
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gabe the dog

a dog that became a big meme because of his barks and died in 2017... sleep tight doge
by cohenPirate June 25, 2018
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Generational Stereotypes

Boomer - Hates change. Mocks younger generations.
Millennial - In debt. Addicted to phone. Hates boomers.
Gen X - Millennial is probably your mom. Gen X is probably your dad. Nobody cares about this.
Gen Z - Hates boomers. Addicted to videogames. Immature. Whiny. Brat.
Gen Alpha - It's yours, fellow stereotyper!
Generational Stereotypes
Millennial: You're such a boomer!
Boomer: You are addicted to your phones! The good old days were better!
Gen Z: Ok Boomer.
by cohenPirate April 10, 2020
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