cohenPirate's definitions

funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)

john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

doot doot

random word used in jazz or other music genres.
it also sometime references the spooky scary skeleton playing the trumpet.

MUSIC: doot doot doo- doo- doo-

ME: *charmfully bops to the music

by cohenPirate September 21, 2018

normie

somebody who is casual

guy 1: NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: you can't kill babies unless they deserve it which they don't

by cohenPirate July 20, 2018

nock 'em

an overused dead meme or a song that became a meme like a internet meme or something that unexceptionally ran in popularity with a lyric saying "welcome to the space jam" falling into fair use for new and creative new memes for everybody... including you dear user!

nock 'em vs meme 'em

by cohenPirate June 24, 2018

blowjob

when a man thrusts a man's balls with a random object or blows on another man's balls or constantly rapes another man or you call you what you want to call it

person 1: Anna is giving Dave a blowjob
person 2: that sounds very pleasant

by cohenPirate August 4, 2018

beer

pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely

i'm gonna yeet that beer across the world

by cohenPirate August 9, 2018

tsunami (sue-nah-me)

a giant wave that can wipe out lots of land

"a tsunami (sue-nah-me)! ):"

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018