realplayer

The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.

I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.

by Cloud May 18, 2004

Pond

Something a frog lives in.

Mr Frog lives in a Pond, SERIOUS!!

by Cloud July 20, 2004

nassatall

someone who has a flat ass

"hey do ya like that chick nah she has nassatall"

by cloud March 30, 2015

Linux

An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.

Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.

Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....

Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

ebay

The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.

Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Sean Paul

Possibly one of the worst artists ever. Sounds like a total fool when he sings, and everyone who likes him has the IQ of about 6.

Listen to some real music dickheads, like Vocal Trance

by Cloud November 22, 2004