11 definitions by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish

T.V. reality star, and fashion designer. Most famous for reality television hits Laguna Beach and The Hills. Likes fugly guys. Most people who become famous usually start dating hotter people, but not her, she seems to be going for uglier and uglier guys as she becomes more well known.
Google Lauren Conrad, Jason Wahler, Kyle Howard, and Derek Hough.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 25, 2011
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A Mexican or Mexican-American with noticeably mixed Indian and Spanish ancestry. They are roughly 50% Indian (aztec, mayan, exct.) and 50% Spanish (either southern or northern Spain). A Mestizo can also have a mix of other European ancestry such as French and sometimes German.

In modern times, a Mestizo's skin color can range from very dark or or light caramel. Many are observed to have black straight hair, and pronounce noses, and often are shorter. Mestizos have almond shaped and black colored eyes. Mestizos make up about 60% of Mexico's population.

Most Mexican-Americans found in the United States fall under this category, thus the term "brown pride" which is used often in west coast cities like Los Angeles and San Francisco.

At times Mestizos can be very light skinned but can have noticeable Indigenous facial features and tan very easily.
guy #1: Did you see they new guy at school?
guy #2: yeah, I think he is a Castizo
girl #1: No, dingbat, he is a Mestizo.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 29, 2013
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A man that practices Ephebophilia: who is attracted to teenage women between the ages of 15-19. An African/Chinese or Asian mixed male who prefers and goes after the attentions of underaged women. A man interested in Financial gain after dating young wealthy teenagers.
Kylie paid Tygas rent, cause he is her man, and he likes them young and underaged.
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A female bully, masculine attitude. Likes to tease guys with her boobs then laugh at them. She likes to use her body to gain advantage over others. She often uses tactics to fool a guy into thinking she is different, then cheats. A girl who harbors envy and likes to pick on respectable smarter girls. Likes to beat other women to the punch by snatching up clothes before anyone has a chance to buy and wear them.
good girl #1: Hey, I just saw a pair of cute boots yesterday. I'm saving up to buy them.
Protagonist: oh that's great (planning on how to ruin girls day)

the next day:

Protagonist: (wearing the boots) Hey, so how do you like my new boots?
good girl #1: (feels bad, trying to pretend its ok) they are great.
good girl #2: wow, what a Letty
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 15, 2013
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