Peruanita

an ugly troll-like being.
I went to the movies the other day, and a peruanita walked by me in the dark theater room, nearly scared me half to death.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 12, 2014
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Lauren Conrad

T.V. reality star, and fashion designer. Most famous for reality television hits Laguna Beach and The Hills. Likes fugly guys. Most people who become famous usually start dating hotter people, but not her, she seems to be going for uglier and uglier guys as she becomes more well known.
Google Lauren Conrad, Jason Wahler, Kyle Howard, and Derek Hough.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 25, 2011
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Argentinian Equine

A horse face common to women from Argentina.
Bella is from Argentina, she has an Argentinian Equine face
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Brother-in-law

Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.

The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.

Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.

The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 19, 2013
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