by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 15, 2014

Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.
Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.
The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.
I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 19, 2013

an ugly troll-like being.
I went to the movies the other day, and a peruanita walked by me in the dark theater room, nearly scared me half to death.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 12, 2014

A light skinned Mexican with yellow or pink undertones and dominant European features. Might have one semi mixed parent, but the other parent is a pure white Mexican, Criollo or Spanish. A white Mexican is also known as a Castizo Mexican, who resembles a pure white European, and might have very little, hidden Indian mix. White Mexicans are lighter than Mestizos and have long narrow heads, smaller facial features and have sharp noses. White Mexicans might have lighter eyes, but not always.
White Mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their European features.
Most Mexican nationals prefer White Mexicans because there is a underlying racist attitude towards dark Mestizo and Indian people within the Mexican nation.
White Mexican women can usually get away with light colored hair, because it compliments their European features.
Most Mexican nationals prefer White Mexicans because there is a underlying racist attitude towards dark Mestizo and Indian people within the Mexican nation.
mexican girl: My cousin dyed her hair a really light brown/blonde
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can't tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a White Mexican, and looks like a European anyway.
mexican girl #2: but it looks good, you can't tell its not her real color
mexican girl: yeah, she is a White Mexican, and looks like a European anyway.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2013
