Definitions by clive owens
turko
Northern Californian slang for a turkey sandwich which includes heart-stopping amounts of mayonnaise. Used as population control for Subway sandwhich eaters.
Paramedic: "Damn I hate Subway"
"Why?"
Paramedic: " I have had to go there 5 times in the last month to pick up the bodies of turko eaters."
"Why?"
Paramedic: " I have had to go there 5 times in the last month to pick up the bodies of turko eaters."
turko by Clive Owens July 9, 2009
white lightning
When a person attempts to deepthroat a man while shitfaced and vomits all over the penis, but continues performing oral sex anyway.
white lightning by clive owens July 4, 2009
TISNG
Theist: I hate gays. God says it's a sin to lie with another man. And there different.
Atheist and tolerant dude: Man, stop mindlessly following a 2000 year old book which at every turn is contradicted by science, logic, and basic morality. Gays are the same as you and me, they just like men. They don't have any choice in their orientation and besides what they do in the sanctity of their own home is their own concern. TISNG
Atheist and tolerant dude: Man, stop mindlessly following a 2000 year old book which at every turn is contradicted by science, logic, and basic morality. Gays are the same as you and me, they just like men. They don't have any choice in their orientation and besides what they do in the sanctity of their own home is their own concern. TISNG
TISNG by clive owens June 23, 2009
eagle style
In Brazil, sky diving instructors are notorious for doing it eagle style with anyone who comes around looking for a tandem skydive. They are the sluts of the sky.
eagle style by Clive Owens April 6, 2009