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Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

good show

An expression of approval, often for a job well done, or approval of a characteristic. Amplifications include, 'jolly' (polite), 'bloody' (impolite) and others. Sometimes used sarcastically. Primarily dated/retro British slang.

Intentional:

You invite some friends over to watch TV, and they show up with pizza and/or Chinese take-out.

You: "Good show!"

Sarcastic:

Bobby rides his skateboard down some steps, hops up on a railing, slides down it, loses his balance, and lands face-first on the concrete.

Eric: "Jolly good show, ol' chap!"

by ClimbingTheLog November 15, 2007

Texas Vegetarian

A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.

"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."

by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007

fatcrack

Technically any fold of fat of a morbidly obese person, but in common usage one that harbors foul-smelling excretions. These can be simple body odor, areas that were too hard to reach during showering, or areas that have become fouled through elimination, the impossibility of spreading the cheeks, or constrained by the shape of a toilet seat (the latter two causing a "muddy fatcrack"). The word can also be used to describe odors caused by a fatcrack - in this case 'fatcrack' is most often experienced when the fat person moves, releasing a bolus of odor, or 'fatcrack'.

1. "Damn, that lady on the bus had some serious fatcrack going on."

2. "What's that smell? - Oh, that's Ruth, she's got a muddy fatcrack".

by ClimbingTheLog November 28, 2006

chackmate

What you say, in closing, when you're pretending to be a stupid person who thinks they're making a clever argument. Usually as a hashtag following a pastiche of a dumb-person interlocutor you imagine you're arguing with.

Etymology: the first confirmed ironic usage was by @gbowie3 on September 30, 2012:

well in America we invented democracy, capitalism, freedom and the number one nation in the world #MERICA #ChackMate

by ClimbingTheLog November 13, 2021

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

dry fire

1. To discharge a firearm without its ammunition.
2. dry cum

When you dry fire it's never as satisfying as working with fully-operational equipment.

by ClimbingTheLog December 9, 2009