Definitions by clayton

grumpkin 

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

grumpkin by clayton September 20, 2004

golly motus 

an expression used to show excitement

golld motus that is a big beard on that amish man!

golly motus by Clayton September 9, 2004

sphect 

Possibly the skankiest kid ever. His dad's a fucking hippy that meets other dirty liberal douches to protest. He wears the exact same clothes as his brothers and he thinks he's better than everyone else.

<i>Also</i>
To show up at someone's house, completely unwanted and just to rot their for hours on end, boring them to death while making the house smell like a fucking sewage treatment plant.

Where's that dirty sphect kid?

sphect by clayton August 9, 2004

faquisha 

Extremely black and ghetto name, usually used in a stereotypical context

These damn Faquishas come onto my damn subway car and yell at one another and call it a conversation. Must be some kind of jungle technique.

faquisha by Clayton April 16, 2004

OMFS

short for "Oh My Fucking Satan"
usually used by losers

"OMFS pants with zippers that go nowhere are awesome!"

OMFS by clayton April 3, 2004

Thlyd 

1. n. A person suffering from major birth defects due to the prescription of Thalidomide to his/her mother during the early stages of pregnancy <br>2. n. A stupid or unpopular individual: see spastic<br>3. n. A Handicapped<br>4. A member of British Punk Band: 'The Thlyds'

1. There's a thlyd in our class<br>2/3. You fucking Thlyd!<br>4. Hello, I'm Thornton, I'm a Thlyd.

Thlyd by clayton February 14, 2004

nacreous 

iridescent, like mother-of pearl. Of or pertaining to nacre.

Golly, what a nacreous brooch you're wearing

nacreous by clayton July 30, 2003