Definitions by chump

Torrents of Fire 

The most common and distributed Magic : The Gathering card around. It is absolutely anywhere in the hands of a kid, usually a non-player.

1) "Hey! Check out all these cards I got for free!"

"But they're all torrents of fires..."

2) "Hey can I play with you guys!?" - Kid shows a hand of torrents of fire.

Torrents of Fire by chump March 18, 2004

Blarg 

A word used to express either agressive frustration, or indifference.

"you're fat"
"BLARG!"

Blarg by Chump August 15, 2003

tab 

1) Acid (LSD)

2) Cigarettes in Newcastle Upon Tyne

tab by chump April 23, 2003

hung like a donkey 

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

hung like a donkey by chump April 23, 2003

Whitey 

A person that freaks out after smoking too much canabis.

Oh man, i think I'm gonna have a whitey!

Whitey by chump April 23, 2003

bad trip 

This is what happens when you freak out on LSD.

bad trip by chump April 23, 2003

screamer 

A person that makes a lot of noise during sex.

She's a screamer!

screamer by chump April 23, 2003