Plakas

Plakas: A greek school-boy who enjoys making "pwn" with other school-boy's and usually joins the Air Force at the age of 19.

"My name is Plakas, lets play some counter-strike, oh wait I must fix some planes."

by Chuck March 12, 2005

Botanica

The act of balancing oatmeal cookies on ones nose while fingering your grandfather's ass and masturbating two indian conformists who find nothing better to do then fart in jars and feed off the ass juice of preschoolers.

is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a bitch?

by chuck October 15, 2004

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

cofskis

An insane, child touching man with who wanders around aimlessly with a woodchipper.

Hey, there's Cofskis again, standing in front of that elementary school.

by Chuck May 15, 2004

jax

aka cocaine. Derives from the similarities in cocaine and ajax, a common cleaning product.

That chick in Up In Smoke mistook ajax for cocaine. She thought she was snortin jax.

by chuck May 09, 2004

Chuck-a-palooza

Parties that are held at Chuck's house. Usually consist of alcohol, Bloody Drills, music, girls, card games, and Soul Calibur.

Hey man, I got so fucked up at Chuck-a-palooza that I passed out next to the toilet.

by Chuck December 22, 2004

dush

The way we spell douche at Arkansas Tech. My suitemate spelled it like that on messenger.

Me: Your mom is a whore.
Him: shut up dush.
Me: It's douche, fag.

by Chuck April 11, 2005