chris hardewig's definitions

Unfabulous

A show about a girl that can't sing worth a damn and knows her life sucks so she makes everyone else's life suck by singing songs about her awful life.

Oh no, I'm pregnant! Since my life is so unfabulous, I'll sing a song about pregnancy and pills!

by Chris Hardewig September 30, 2007

Hamiltucky

A common term used to describe people that live in southern Ohio, but act or talk more like people from Kentucky.

"Hey, I'm from Southern Ohio."
"Oh, you mean Hamiltucky?"

by Chris Hardewig November 14, 2005

Loaded Dick

Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun.

Watch out, everyone! There's a Loaded Dick on the loose again!

by Chris Hardewig March 18, 2009

with draw

1. To pull back
2. To evacuate or escape

We must with draw from the attack!

by chris hardewig May 1, 2006

Wrapped around the finger

1. A term used when a girl has a guy under their command.
2. Means the guy will pretty much follow their girl's every wish and do whatever she wants.

"So, how's Chris?"
"I have him wrapped around the finger."

by chris hardewig January 22, 2006