late night creepy uncle

A person in a position of authority who molests young children
Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.
by chris carpenter December 29, 2013
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carp

To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.
by Chris Carpenter March 02, 2004
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snow muslim

A slang term referring to a Mormon
see also: sand mormon
Utah would be a lot better if the Snow Muslims would let us buy alcohol on Sunday.
by chris carpenter February 04, 2016
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Atheist

The evolution of a barely sentient animal into an evolved being.

When Man has finally discarded the pretext of blissful illusion and accepts that reality might not be what is desired. When Man takes hold of his own destiny and leaves nothing to the Gods.

An unbrainwashed individual.
by Chris Carpenter December 09, 2004
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sand mormon

Muslim people are not so bad, they are really just Sand Mormons.
by chris carpenter February 04, 2016
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sand mormon

Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith
Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons
by chris carpenter February 03, 2016
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