6 definitions by chris carpenter

The evolution of a barely sentient animal into an evolved being.

When Man has finally discarded the pretext of blissful illusion and accepts that reality might not be what is desired. When Man takes hold of his own destiny and leaves nothing to the Gods.

An unbrainwashed individual.
by chris carpenter December 9, 2004
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Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith
Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons
by chris carpenter February 3, 2016
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To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.
by chris carpenter March 2, 2004
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A slang term referring to a Mormon
see also: sand mormon
Utah would be a lot better if the Snow Muslims would let us buy alcohol on Sunday.
by chris carpenter February 4, 2016
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A person in a position of authority who molests young children
Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.
by chris carpenter December 29, 2014
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