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6 definitions by chris carpenter

Atheist

The evolution of a barely sentient animal into an evolved being.

When Man has finally discarded the pretext of blissful illusion and accepts that reality might not be what is desired. When Man takes hold of his own destiny and leaves nothing to the Gods.

An unbrainwashed individual.

Richard Feynman
Stephen Hawking
Bill Gates

by chris carpenter December 9, 2004

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sand mormon

A Muslim
See also: Snow Muslim

Muslim people are not so bad, they are really just Sand Mormons.

by chris carpenter February 4, 2016

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sand mormon

Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith

Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons

by chris carpenter February 3, 2016

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carp

To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.

That guy is carping all over today.

by chris carpenter March 2, 2004

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snow muslim

A slang term referring to a Mormon
see also: sand mormon

Utah would be a lot better if the Snow Muslims would let us buy alcohol on Sunday.

by chris carpenter February 4, 2016

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late night creepy uncle

A person in a position of authority who molests young children

Did you hear Merl Cook got convicted of buggering a whole first grade class? I believe when he was young he had a late night creepy uncle.

by chris carpenter December 29, 2014

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