The eternal dumbass with the IQ of a raisin who is the leader of the hell-hole now called America. Free country my arse. He is censoring porn, tying in religion with government, and goes on vacation more than any other president. He made up the UMD's in Iraq and is gonna get us nuked. It's said that Bin Laden already has plans to nuke us with bombs snuck into the USA.
by Chris August 16, 2005
by Chris October 17, 2004
A 2 player game where the point is to "break" your opponents pencil. Heres how it's played: One individual holds a pencil horizantally at each end while the other player forcibly snaps their pencil down in attempt to break the horizontal pencil. The benefit of this game is simple. Usually, its just the personal satisfaction of having broke a pencil with another pencil.
"I'll smoke your ass in breaks!"
by Chris January 27, 2005
by Chris March 29, 2005
A funny, short, and slightly manipulative Shaolin monk. Best friend of Goku. Husband of 18. Father of Marron.
by Chris September 29, 2003
by Chris January 21, 2005
Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.
by Chris May 13, 2005