chris 's definitions

grub-loadin

the act of grubing out of ones fridge or food source for free

im in the mood for some grub-loadin

by chris May 13, 2005

Boston Red-Sox

A baseball team that kicks asss

"the red sox kick ass"

by Chris May 7, 2005

instagater

A person who has no life and likes to be nosey

He told you to stop instagating

by Chris January 20, 2005

[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

zona

zona - jail,prison in russian slang, word itself translates as zone..obvious really.

"on tolko sto iz zoni vishol.." -
"He's just out"

by chris July 3, 2004

nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

by Chris May 13, 2005

Pig Fishin

Tie bacon on to some string, partner swallows and keeps it in the stomach.
During sexual behaviour of the poop shute variety the string can be pulled. This results in retching and constriction of all the major muscle groups. This can be found by many to induce a pleasant sensation of pain and pressure which serves to highten the stimulus level. Why not experiment with different types of bait?

"But im a vegetarian!"

by Chris October 25, 2004