childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 04, 2005

Nintendo Music

Extremely silly and/or childish music. Often found in Nintendo video games and also in Serious Sam's title screen.

Serious Sam has Nintendo Music on the startup screen.

by Chris March 26, 2003

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

oaksong

A true artist with a camera. Obscure, early English Druid.

Knows how to point and shoot.

by chris February 14, 2005

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

by Chris February 27, 2005

Fordman

Fordman is the master pimp. If you mess with him then he'll beat you like you owe child support beetches.

When i saw Fordman, two drops of pee came out!

by Chris February 08, 2005