chris 's definitions

OBW

an obnoxious black woman

OBW: "why you all be lookin at me!?"

you and your friends: "god damn OBWs"...

by chris January 25, 2005

juke music

A term for ghetto house or booty music that's popular in the Chicago area.

girl there's a competition at the rink this weekend in Richton Park with lotsa juke music

by Chris May 22, 2004

Victoria's Secret

the secret is victoria is a man

(barfing after reading0

by Chris February 24, 2005

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

by chris May 13, 2005

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

Rozzer

The cops

I saw the rozzers, so I fucked off.

by Chris December 14, 2002