SIDS

Dr Toepfer was speaking at the launch of a Unep report on the plight of small island developing states, known as Sids.
by Chris January 06, 2005
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fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit
by chris April 10, 2005
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book

to fuck, have sex with, screw, nail, tap, hit, etc.

See bookworthy
Would you book that shit?
I'd book her so hard.
I'd book that ass in a second
by Chris February 19, 2005
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bookworthy

Fuckable. Worth being screwed. Derived from book and the term spongeworthy on Seinfeld, meaning worthy of one using the sponge contraceptive with.
That girl is bookworthy.
Do you think shes bookworthy?

See book
by Chris February 19, 2005
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Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect
I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.
by Chris May 05, 2005
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Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!
Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)
by Chris February 20, 2005
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hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.
Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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