chris's definitions

listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004

metaphor halls

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

by Chris December 23, 2004

zig-zag

Papers for rolling joints.

I need some zig-zags to make some joints out of my load of pot.

by Chris July 10, 2003

Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 7, 2003

kicks

shoes

-those are some fly kicks, nigga! where you get them?
-payless, fa sho.

by chris November 7, 2003

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

Doube-Exotic

Double exotic is a new phrase coined by my co-worker/supervisor, keith. Its when someting is taboo or exotic in 2 ways. Example would be A hot asian wanting anal... or a double headed gazelle.

Woah Lucy Lu wanted it anal from me, thats double exotic!

by Chris January 21, 2005