chris's definitions

nofi

no flame intended

or

no offense intended

guy1: i need some help now!

guy2: hey hey, can't you ask me nicely?

guy1: i'm sorry, nofi

by chris August 30, 2008

Chevy

Couldnt handle enough vehicle yet

Tommy couldnt handle a ford so he bought a chevy.

by chris November 6, 2004

countdown

A New Zealand Supermarket Chain, owned entirely by Progressive Enterprises.

Go to Countdown and buy some food.

by Chris April 15, 2004

turtling

The delicate moments right before one really, really has to take a shit, where the shit is literally poking its head out of the sphincter then quickly hiding inside again.

Man, on the drive home from Disneyland, I had to take a serious shit; I was totally turtling.

by Chris November 17, 2003

queef

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

by Chris March 1, 2005

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

docs

Modern nickname for the Purdue Pharma prescription painkiller OxyContin. Usually used when multiple OxyContin pills are present.

"Yo, you got any docs left?"

"These docs got me so high right now"

by Chris January 3, 2005