chris's definitions

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

FrozenBacon

Ultra l33t cs player. Can also be seen posting at HL fallout. Says he has gave up the game but can be see lurking around in select underground servers. Highly dangerous.

CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.

Oh man, I have just been pwned by the rare FrozenBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

by chris February 21, 2003

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002