Definitions by chris 

circus sealion 

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex

Tracy is preforming the circus sealion

circus sealion by Chris May 13, 2005

wu blunt 

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top

yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb

wu blunt by chris May 13, 2005

g unit

A rap group nameed after their apperance gorillas.

wow those g unit guys do look like gorillas

g unit by chris May 13, 2005

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

sperm welt by chris May 13, 2005

ut2004 

The best game yet in the Unreal series.

Player1: Yo, ya wanna play UT2004?
Player2: Hell yeah beeyatch! Ima kill your ass!
Player1: I don't think so!
Player2: FUCK!
Player1: Ha! Ha! Eat murder whore! Yeah, ownage!

ut2004 by Chris May 13, 2005

Fag tag 

When You shave the head and leave the bangs ot make them shaggy in the front and shaved every where else

Look at that kids fag tag!

Fag tag by Chris May 13, 2005

wikipedia 

Basically it's Urban Dictionary but with all the entries based around sex-realted slang replaced by intellectual thought. A good proportion of it may or may not be written by crazy people in caves who haven't seen sunlight in years, and as a result believe that "splinkard" is a real world.

"Do NOT quote wikipedia in your dissertation! It is not an academic source." Bloody useful though.

wikipedia by Chris May 13, 2005