Stretchercise

Stretching exercises than may end you up in a stretcher

"Our yoga master keeps telling us to stretch. I'm scared this will end up becoming another form of stretchercise"

by chitsb January 09, 2009

Dufus Moronicus

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

by chitsb January 09, 2009

white knuckle ride

The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.

Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!

by chitsb January 25, 2011

ayyo

A popular curse word used in South India. It is not an abusive word, but a swear word similar to "dang" or "drat"

Ayyo! a traffic jam when I'm already late to work!

by chitsb January 09, 2009

Ughtastic

So ugh its fantastic

"Did you see that grey cockroach that scuttled by? Ughtastic!"

by chitsb January 09, 2009

Harry Pothead

Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.

When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.

dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead

by chitsb August 15, 2011

Qwae

a general feeling of weirdness, or the sound your tummy makes when it is upset

"I am feeling very qwae qwae"

"My stomach must be upset cos it keeps going qwae"

by chitsb January 09, 2009