chird's definitions

chore

to steal. Appears only to be used in the Highlands of Scotland.

That filthy mink chored my bike!

by chird September 10, 2003

speccy

Not to be confused with specky, this term refers to the highly popular 80's home computer The ZX Spectrum. Believed to be coined by Your Sinclair magazine.

The speccy was the computer that had a heart for a processor.

by chird September 10, 2003

spec-chum

A person who owns a ZX Spectrum computer, therefore they are your friend. Coined by Your Sinclair magazine I believe.

One of my spec-chums lent me a copy of Rainbow Islands for my speccy. It's crap in a funky skillo kind of way.

by chird September 10, 2003

specky

Derisory term for someone who wears spectacles.

Oi! Ref ya specky bastard! You can't see the end of your nose you twat!

by chird September 10, 2003

feb

Fucking English Bastard

The Feb wore green wellies.

by chird March 1, 2004

gudgie

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area.

I'm off for a pint with some gudgies I know.

by chird September 10, 2003

gudgie-coff

(Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Longer version of gudgie.

Alright gudgie-coff, howsit going?

by chird September 10, 2003