blog-jacker

blog-jacker, a person who comments on a blog trying to upstage or out-do the original blogger. Blog-jackers rarely have their own blog- for fear of being blog-jacked themselves

posted my latest fishing catch results on my blog, some blog-jacker git commented by claiming he'd caught the same as me, but they were all a pound bigger

by chilli ring November 07, 2009

wink

when a skirt wearing girl quickly crosses her legs and gives a quick upskirt

Me and Doug watching a girl in a bar, she crosses her legs, flashing some panty...Doug says 'she just winked at me'

by Chilli ring November 04, 2009

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 04, 2009

Brown bangle

After a hard, deep anal fisting session, there should be a brown ring around your wrist- this is a 'Brown bangle' and should be worn with pride!
More adventurous folk will sport a Brown Armband

Hey Kev, saw that bitch of yours limping aroung town yesterday...
I rolled up my sleeve to show him my brown bangle- nuff said

by Chilli ring November 04, 2009

Mulderism

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

by chilli ring November 05, 2009

copper chink

in the uk the lowest denomination coins are 1 and 2 pence, made of copper. Copper chink is that awful sound when a stingy person drops a couple of coppers into a donation box.
Also can be used as copper chinker, chinked,chinkee, chinkess etc.

'It was a free gig, but they passed around the hat afterwards for the band'
'Bet Charlie gave generously'
'Copper chink -can you believe that guy!'

by chilli ring November 10, 2009

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009