Definitions by chew jo

shitfidget 

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

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shitfidget by chew jo October 23, 2015

Republonaut 

Republican that believes in funding NASA as long as it is pursuit of Human exploration, but doesn't want to fund NASA's scientific efforts to research climate change.

Republonauts don't believe in the science required to understand space exploration because the Bible, and Bruce Willis movies tell them so.

Republonaut by chew jo May 7, 2015

dinkmanship 

Similair to brinkmanship in a manner that it is illustrated by ones ability to exhibit a level of being a dink to it's definable limits...any further and one is merely an asshole.

Ex.Todd from I.T. say's "what did you wreck now" everytime he has to help someone.

Todd's dinkmanship is as annoying as it pathetic.

dinkmanship by chew jo September 1, 2014

cock flocking 

A place where there is an extreme ratio of men to women Synonym for sausage fest.

I went out last night but didn't meet any women because of the cock flocking at the bar.

cock flocking by chew jo April 6, 2014