charlie's definitions

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

rockinfreakapottomus

Official fan club of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

"Yo man, i just joined the rockinfreakapottomus!"

by Charlie August 24, 2003

gay goth punk rock

crap 'phrase' made to stereotype to completely different styles or rock into one so some dumbarsed pop/hip hop/r&b/woteva loving twat can TRY and insult ppl because they like a style of music, it takes a lot less talent to get ppl to write lyrics 4 u and stand in front of a camera saying them to a beat

"people who use 'gay goth punk rock' are uncultured idiots"

by Charlie February 20, 2004

Rute

A lighter shade of frickle

"My, what beautiful rute eyes you have."

by Charlie November 19, 2003

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 24, 2003

porch monkey

a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent

hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?

by charlie December 9, 2003

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 14, 2003