charlie's definitions

Awf

Dervived from the word "Awful" awf is used when someone is not up to their normal standards like someone is good at something but are bad that day then they are awf. Not to be confused wih off which is someone who is weird

ONE:Damn I thought you said Ishamel was good at basketball
TWO:He is but hes just awf today

by Charlie July 1, 2004

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

jump on it

to proceed with sexual activity with a dope MC.

wasup cleveland, wasup? cleveland, jump on it! jump on it! jump on it!

by charlie July 16, 2003

Joo

Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.

When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.

by Charlie March 12, 2005

sexcopter

A sexual position where you lay on your back with the girl penetrated on your chest. You then spin her around like a helicopter. I suppose you can do it in a variety of ways but you get the basic idea.

Here comes the sexcopter!

by Charlie October 20, 2004

Procrastinate

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.

Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

begnaud

a fool who thinks he is too good for college that wastes his life away while everyone else is making something of it. He also likes deftones like a gay man.

Man, that Begnaud, isn't he the star of Queer eye for a Straight guy

by Charlie September 21, 2003