heterosexual

Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.

Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

Superman

First and greatest of superheroes, Superman has been going strong for 75 years and counting and has paved the way for all superheroes that have come since. Possessing both epic ability and epic virtue, Superman defines what it means to be super and inspires us all to be better versions of ourselves.

Superman flies high and prevails against evil with wisdom and might.

by chadsuperhero December 06, 2013

braindeer

Zombie reindeer. Reindeer that eat your brain.

Santa Claws is gonna eviscerate you and feed your brains to his braindeer.

by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013

Victoria's Secretions

When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.

Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.

by chadsuperhero December 06, 2013

designer dog

A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)

My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.

by chadsuperhero December 06, 2013

ultraviolet nurple

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)

I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.

by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013