chadsuperhero's definitions

jizno's

Like Quizno's but with an extra special ingredient in the mayonnaise.

I stopped off for a sandwich at Quizno's but the distinct aftertaste of semen makes me suspect that it may have actually been a Jizno's.

by chadsuperhero December 5, 2013

deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas

1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.

by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013

international space station

A rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. Usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. Keeps the folks at NASA employed. What better use of an aerospace engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging space toilets?

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.

Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.

MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.

by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013

Hairy Ass Truman

What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.

Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

braindeer

Zombie reindeer. Reindeer that eat your brain.

Santa Claws is gonna eviscerate you and feed your brains to his braindeer.

by chadsuperhero December 22, 2013

Victoria's Secretions

When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.

Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

ultraviolet nurple

An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)

I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.

by chadsuperhero December 19, 2013