chad's definitions

Verb. Several meanings:
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.
I himmeled all over her face, and she hadn't even touched the dick yet.
Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.
Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.
Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.
Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.
by Chad February 29, 2004

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.
Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.
Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.
by chad March 26, 2004

She was schmooped in the back of the class.
by Chad December 14, 2004

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit
by Chad April 9, 2003

A shortened version of "you're gay" ... Useful under circumstances when the person you are describing is very homosexual, as the term is a palindrome and can be pronounced both frontwards and backwards
by Chad February 27, 2004
