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lite rock

A form of watered-down pop music most popular in an office setting, or in the vehicles of soccer moms. Also known as "adult contemporary".
Lite rock reminds me of dentists.
by Chad June 20, 2004
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bumgasm

to have an orgasm 'up the arse'.
my dad gives better bumgasms than your dad does
by chad May 13, 2005
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Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit
Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.
by Chad April 9, 2003
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finnah

I finnah cap dis nigga
by chad April 21, 2005
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uber

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.

Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.
"Fluff is uber uncomfortable with women."
by chad March 26, 2004
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himmel

Verb. Several meanings:
1. To prematurely ejaculate
2. To get caught mastubating, and then say you were "just watching Ed"
3. To stay in on a Saturday night and masturbate over the internet with Craig.
I himmeled all over her face, and she hadn't even touched the dick yet.

Well, his door is locked. He must be in there himmeling.

Where's Aaron? I bet he's at home himmeling his life away.
by Chad February 29, 2004
mugGet the himmelmug.

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.
Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!
by Chad July 19, 2004
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