black mark

an insult that Amish people use to describe out of wedlock children or children with English blood

The way Amish people think out of wedlock children bearing black marks because of their parents' sin of having premarital sex, they act like the parents should have aborted them when their mothers got pregnant with them from the sexual intercourse the parents had. Like anti abortionists say "It's not the children's faults that their parents had sex before they were married".

by chad'srockergrrrll June 13, 2024

cream puff

a person who stays inside all day when there is a snowstorm outside because their hypocritical house staff says it's too dangerous to go out in the community yet the staff has to come to work in the slop, even though they have other family members that may not work in the education field that have to go to work in it

My roommates are cream puffs. They think that they have to stay at home all day because of a stupid snowstorm. I tell them to be rebels, but they think it's too dangerous to go out there. I have gone out in snowstorms before I moved into my current house, and I returned home alive.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 19, 2011

abortion

code for any reproductive rights that conservatives like to use whenever liberals try to prove that Planned Parenthood does more than that

No matter how many times liberals say that women have the right to do what they want with their own bodies, conservatives still think they are talking about abortion.

by chad'srockergrrrll May 02, 2015

freak show

A circus that displays people with abnormal or unusual oddities. Examples of such people include bearded women, Siamese twins, or in the case of The Saga of Darren Shan, a woman who can bite through steel, a man with two bellies, a vampire and his spider, a snake boy, a man who is afraid of the ground, a monkey girl, et al. Legal back before television was invented.

A freak show back in those times had evil con men rounding up people who had physical deformities, putting them in cages, paying the public to stare at them and forcing them to perform insane tricks that could hurt or kill normal people who imitated them. The people who saw these freak shows were just as disturbed as the people who ran them. These shows are now illegal because of the abusive nature, and the discrimination these performers faced because the public were conned into thinking that they were freaks, which meant that they were misunderstood by those who realized that they were entirely normal and that the real freaks were the people who ran these human circuses. Although there are exceptions like American Horror Story: Freak Show, and Cirque du Freak where there would be actual freaks running the shows, these were in the minority. Today, there might be shows like this which we call reality television, which displays people like Abby and Brittany, who would have qualified to be in a freak show if they were around when those things were legal. They are scary depending on the acts that are performing.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 05, 2015

Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015

Superfan

someone who is dedicated to something even much more so than a hardcore fan If it is a musician that is a different gender than the fan, they will open the window whenever the musician/band's music plays because they think the musician/band member is hot. If it's an actor or actress, then they will own every movie or television show the actor/actress stars in and watch every episode or movie the day it comes out. If it's an athlete, then the definitions that have defined superfan will apply. If it's a politician or radio personality, then they will listen to said politician/radio personality's shows every day.

Brad: "I don't understand why Karen opens the window whenever Nickelback's songs come on the radio. They're not as great as she says they are. She does it in the middle of winter, and I had to tell her to close it because I was cold".

Jason: "Karen's a superfan, Brad. She thinks Chad Kroeger, the singer, is hot, although I've heard nothing but negativity about him".

Brad: "She's not a teenybopper, is she?"

Jason: "No, she likes their music, too".

by chad'srockergrrrll December 19, 2012

Casey Anthony

To have your father and brother rape you as a child and try to use that as justification when your daughter or son winds up murdered

There are lots of people that were molested as children that don't kill their children, and the ones that kill kill the people that molested them. If their children wind up dead, they usually don't Casey Anthony the fact that the children wound up dead either by their molesters or otherwise.

by chad'srockergrrrll August 28, 2011