chad'srockergrrrll's definitions

abbiziz

A nickname for people named Abdiazizz. If you're called Abdiazizz and you want to shorten it instead of having people call you Abdi or Azizz, you say Abbiziz.

Is this what is going to happen if I meet other people named Abdiazizz? Will I have to call them Abbiziz to avoid confusion with my house staff who is named that?

by chad'srockergrrrll February 5, 2021

freak show

A circus that displays people with abnormal or unusual oddities. Examples of such people include bearded women, Siamese twins, or in the case of The Saga of Darren Shan, a woman who can bite through steel, a man with two bellies, a vampire and his spider, a snake boy, a man who is afraid of the ground, a monkey girl, et al. Legal back before television was invented.

A freak show back in those times had evil con men rounding up people who had physical deformities, putting them in cages, paying the public to stare at them and forcing them to perform insane tricks that could hurt or kill normal people who imitated them. The people who saw these freak shows were just as disturbed as the people who ran them. These shows are now illegal because of the abusive nature, and the discrimination these performers faced because the public were conned into thinking that they were freaks, which meant that they were misunderstood by those who realized that they were entirely normal and that the real freaks were the people who ran these human circuses. Although there are exceptions like American Horror Story: Freak Show, and Cirque du Freak where there would be actual freaks running the shows, these were in the minority. Today, there might be shows like this which we call reality television, which displays people like Abby and Brittany, who would have qualified to be in a freak show if they were around when those things were legal. They are scary depending on the acts that are performing.

by chad'srockergrrrll April 5, 2015

Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015

smokescreen

to try to justify criminal actions if the defendant had a rough childhood

Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.

by chad'srockergrrrll September 6, 2011

SIDS

Sudden Infantile Dumbass Syndrome. Occurs when an adult baby is placed in time out and loses a toy and he tries to get it unsuccessfully, and he gets hurt or dies because of it

When Barnaby was placed in time out, he discovered that he had lost his teddy bear. As he reached out of his adult-sized crib to get it, the crib closed on his neck crushing it. He had died suddenly of SIDS. He should have waited for his wife to come back after he had cooled off from his tantrum.

by chad'srockergrrrll October 21, 2010

Superfan

someone who is dedicated to something even much more so than a hardcore fan If it is a musician that is a different gender than the fan, they will open the window whenever the musician/band's music plays because they think the musician/band member is hot. If it's an actor or actress, then they will own every movie or television show the actor/actress stars in and watch every episode or movie the day it comes out. If it's an athlete, then the definitions that have defined superfan will apply. If it's a politician or radio personality, then they will listen to said politician/radio personality's shows every day.

Brad: "I don't understand why Karen opens the window whenever Nickelback's songs come on the radio. They're not as great as she says they are. She does it in the middle of winter, and I had to tell her to close it because I was cold".

Jason: "Karen's a superfan, Brad. She thinks Chad Kroeger, the singer, is hot, although I've heard nothing but negativity about him".

Brad: "She's not a teenybopper, is she?"

Jason: "No, she likes their music, too".

by chad'srockergrrrll December 19, 2012

Casey Anthony

To have your father and brother rape you as a child and try to use that as justification when your daughter or son winds up murdered

There are lots of people that were molested as children that don't kill their children, and the ones that kill kill the people that molested them. If their children wind up dead, they usually don't Casey Anthony the fact that the children wound up dead either by their molesters or otherwise.

by chad'srockergrrrll August 28, 2011