chaOS's definitions

snaplekap

A newb that doesn't play CS anymore because he's too cheap to buy it.

Dude, snaplekap hasn't played CS in 3 months now.

by chaos July 30, 2003

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

zing

Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

<Fred> man Dave's been taking zings all night

by Chaos March 27, 2005

crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

by Chaos December 26, 2003

Cliff

Great person cool layed back not talkative weird name though But his cool and sometimes funny also this is not that many cliff there’s Clifford but not cliff guess it’s a rare name to come across

Yeah I Know cliffin real life his a little weird sometimes

by Chaos November 24, 2018

Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

stu w

much better than mark chris and scott at skateboarding

they suck

by chaos November 1, 2003