cb's definitions

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

by CB May 22, 2003

shelf art

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.

"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."

by CB January 12, 2005

Schulteing

To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.

Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.

by CB April 18, 2003

off the hinges

synonym for off the hook or off the chain...like crazy insane!!

this website is off the hinges!!

by cb November 18, 2004

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003

mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

by cb February 20, 2003

shelf

The small of a woman's back. Short for cum-shelf, because it's where a guy will often bust a nut when he's doing it doggie style in a porn flick, usually poolside.

Closely related shelf-art

Dude I busted a nut on her shelf!

by CB January 12, 2005