carson's definitions

ooblyatta

An undescribable structure in shape, size, and proportion.

Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."

Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."

by Carson December 6, 2004

blarney

1.A word akin to blarg meaning annoyance.

2. The proverbial gift of gab, as shown by the ancient celtics.

1. Blarney, I forgot to do that domn homework.

by Carson November 2, 2004

izzy

The most gosu 1337 wc3 player in teh history of woahcraft tree. He pwn's all of azeroth with his 1337 orc skizillz. Adored by many, such as Talic and Obie, the two noob brothers.

Omg33 that's IzzY of Azeroth, he is the greatest wc3 player evar! Autograph przz!

by Carson August 9, 2004

Anarchy

No form of government will ever work completely without compassion. If everyone loved each other then it wouldn't matter what form of government we had. Peace.

Anarchy is just wishful thinking

by carson March 14, 2004

street booger

someone who is always hanging out in the same place

Those assholes that are always down at the corner store

by Carson March 1, 2004

Bomb ass

To be extremely good or cool, amost at a godly level of cool.

1.(verb) Damn, this shit is bombass
2.(noun) Thats a bombass album

by Carson March 1, 2004

schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

by Carson January 22, 2004