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Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.
Man this Ipod is jewkey.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.
That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.
Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!
by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008
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Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge
I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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The Cramp

Slang for the Police.
Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.
by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008
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Toofis

Ghetto slang for teeth or tooth.
Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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