by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008

Hello Bodda
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
