Definitions by captain perrins

twatting 

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

twatting by captain perrins May 20, 2003

fish platter 

a night on the piss,hit the splatter...

"finish off here in a couple of hours,go for a bite to eat then we'll hit the fish platter...

fish platter by captain perrins May 20, 2003

slevered 

intoxicated,pissed,hammered

"that's it,i'm gonna go and get f***ing slevered when i get outta this shithole!!"

slevered by captain perrins May 20, 2003