Definitions by captain mudge

jaguar

In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.

I was eaten by a jaguar last night.

jaguar by captain mudge May 1, 2006

puss box 

vagina

That mudgey broad dropped her puss box down on my pickle.

puss box by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003

twazole 

vagina; syn puss box; gash; meat pocket

Did you munch her twazole?

twazole by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003

Mocha Boca 

when you pull mudge and place it into the mouth of your partner

I gave that fat pig the mocha boca.

Mocha Boca by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

mudgey

plump, somewhat busted, and/or badly put together...basically rating between 4-6 on an scale of 1-10

(after 10 drinks) I'm gonna grill that mudgey broad over there.

mudgey by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

strange mocha bocha 

the original mocha boca however the mudge is from another source

I had a threesome and pulled off the strange mocha boca.

strange mocha bocha by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

butt box challenge 

banging a broad in the pooper

So, you up for the butt box challenge?

butt box challenge by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003