albanian love seat

when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.
Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."
by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010
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shark fin

a blowjob given from the back by tucking the penis behind your legs.
"I pulled my junk behind legs and she gave me a shark fin"
by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010
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