mangoose

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).

I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.

by CapnCrouton May 03, 2004

hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.

'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

nuddy

an X-rated photograph of yourself that you send to people in internet chatrooms. same as X pic

lilslut69: what you look like?
mushroomtop: what's your address? i'll send you a nuddy.

by CapnCrouton May 19, 2004

fattie

a big, fat, juicy, uncut cock that is thick enough so that you can't get your hand all the way around it.

'girl, you shoulda seen the fattie on that hooker in the baseball jersey over there. 10 inches.'

by capnCrouton July 25, 2006

man-toris

The gooch of any shy and sensitive man.

Fuckin Tony is strokin his man-toris again cuz his 'girlfriend' won't talk to him, probly cuz he told her she's crazy.

by CapnCrouton May 11, 2004