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Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
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mad off

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.
by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005
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Do a barrel roll!

Comes from Starfox 64. A character would command fox to do a barrel roll in order to prevent being shot to deadness.

A barrel roll is when a fighter pilot makes his ship turn over, very quickly, in mid-air. It makes the wings harder to hit.

It's more common practice to shout this phrase at friends while they play video games. Especially if they can't do anything roll-like. The purpose is to be obnoxious, and quote old video games. Two of most peoples' favorite things.
"Son of a white boy, my Sim will not stop crying!"
"Quick, do a barrel roll!"
by Cap'n Awesome August 11, 2006
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aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.
Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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break

In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.

Also means to give change for a large bill.
1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.

2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006
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planesmas

September 11th. The term implies that the attacks of 9/11 were actually something of a gift, or celebration.
Merry Planesmas, New York!
by Cap'n Awesome September 24, 2005
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gwigger

A white woman who acts like a black man.

Yes they exist.
...then this little white ho starts scratchin' her ass! I'm all like "Damn, gwigger!"
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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