Definitions by cap'n awesome

whiny

1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis

I mean they were ALL whiny.

whiny by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005

pope of Chilitown 

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.

Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

pope of Chilitown by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

stacked

"Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."

It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.

Dude, I swear he was like thirty feet in the air, doing this awesome nose grab, then he stacks it.

stacked by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

hause by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

mad off 

Really, really sick.

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.

mad off by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

Cap'n 

Short for "Captain"

Can be accompanied with Awesome.

Crunchitize me, Cap'n!

Cap'n by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

Pope 

1) (N) Leader of the Roman Catholics.
2) (n) Somebody who is insanely talented, skilled, or generally awesome.
3) (v) To own somebody completly. Sometimes used to describe a quick, violent act that cannot be imagined.
4) (adj) Incredable.

1) So they chose a new pope. I wonder how he feels about abortion.
2) Dude, don't even mess with Sarah, she's'a da' freakin' pope.
3) If I'm waiting at the movies and your brother shows up, I'm going to pope the both of you.
4) When you backflipped off the roof and punched cancer in the balls, that was so pope.

Pope by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005