cap'n awesome's definitions

five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."

There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

break

In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.

Also means to give change for a large bill.

1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.

2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?

by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006

mad off

Really, really sick.

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

stacked

"Stacked" a the past tense verb, as in "He has stacked."

It means to crash, specifically on a skateboard.

Dude, I swear he was like thirty feet in the air, doing this awesome nose grab, then he stacks it.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005

aweful

Full of awe, or could inspire enough awe to fill. Dispite sounding like awful, it means quite the opposite.

Guy: I just made a submission to urbandictionary.com!
Guy2:Dude, that's aweful!

by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005

GMLO

Gettin' my laugh on.

Much classier version of LOL

So we see Brent walk out of the bathroom, but he's so tanked that he can't smell himself, and his pants are still around his ankles! Oh man, I was GMLO.

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

hause

How a dumb person spells hoss.

I wrote "I'm a hause" on my T-shirt because I'm lightly retarded.

by Cap'n Awesome May 5, 2005