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An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.
While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.
by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005
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by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005
Get the mad off mug.In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.
Also means to give change for a large bill.
Also means to give change for a large bill.
1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.
2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?
by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006
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"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.
The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
"Do a steve" is a request, asking a person to "do a Steve." To "do a Steve" is to preform an action, not nessecarily a logical or possible action. Most any responce to "do a Steve" is appropriate.
The request usually occurs after a moment of silence or upon greeting.
by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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by Cap'n Awesome April 26, 2005
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