cap'n awesome's definitions

whiny

1) an adjective describing a person prone to complaining.
2) Somebody who seems determined to gripe.
3) Petulant.
4) Everybody who defined 106,900 Iraqis

I mean they were ALL whiny.

by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005

gwigger

A white woman who acts like a black man.

Yes they exist.

...then this little white ho starts scratchin' her ass! I'm all like "Damn, gwigger!"

by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005

Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

Inflamable means flamable? What a country!

by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005

break

In pool, to hit the cue ball first, and break the triangle of balls. Usually determines whether a person is playing stripes or solids.

Also means to give change for a large bill.

1. Brad's gonna lose anyway, so you might as well let him break.

2. Kathy: I need your $3.50
Cj: Can you break a ten?

by Cap'n Awesome April 15, 2006

mad off

Really, really sick.

We're gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. He's mad off- he's been vomiting for about six hours straight now.

by Cap'n Awesome May 3, 2005

intelltextual

Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.

Texter 1: sup man how r u
Texter 2: I'm doing very well! How are you, my friend?

Texter 1: do u guys like paramore
Texter 2: While I have to admit that I find them almost infectiously catchy, any thoughtful examination reveals vapid, trite lyrics and simple arrangements.
Texter 3: not rly

Texter 1: boy i sure love the novels texter 2 sends me
Texter 3: hes so intelltextual lol

by Cap'n Awesome March 28, 2009

floatin

High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.

sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~

by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005