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futureshop!!

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
by Cap'n Awesome April 27, 2005
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floatin

High.

It means high.

Specifically on weed.
sheeeet i just smoked four bowls im floatin 8)~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Cap'n Awesome April 29, 2005
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Pope

1) (N) Leader of the Roman Catholics.
2) (n) Somebody who is insanely talented, skilled, or generally awesome.
3) (v) To own somebody completly. Sometimes used to describe a quick, violent act that cannot be imagined.
4) (adj) Incredable.
1) So they chose a new pope. I wonder how he feels about abortion.
2) Dude, don't even mess with Sarah, she's'a da' freakin' pope.
3) If I'm waiting at the movies and your brother shows up, I'm going to pope the both of you.
4) When you backflipped off the roof and punched cancer in the balls, that was so pope.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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gwigger

A white woman who acts like a black man.

Yes they exist.
...then this little white ho starts scratchin' her ass! I'm all like "Damn, gwigger!"
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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five-up

To spend an entire night together and not miss a single high-five.

Comes from the idea that people spending time together will have fun and give each other high fives. Since the geek culture boom in the 80's, it's become much easier for a high-five to miss. If one avoids this tragic accident of pop culture, one has been said to be "five-up."
There was a minute there when I thought Brad was going to miss my hand, but he made it, so we were five-up.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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GMLO

Gettin' my laugh on.

Much classier version of LOL
So we see Brent walk out of the bathroom, but he's so tanked that he can't smell himself, and his pants are still around his ankles! Oh man, I was GMLO.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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nubitron

New person. Increasing in popularity in the online gaming world.
I couldn't bring myself to shoot the nubitron, he was running into the wall.
by Cap'n Awesome May 2, 2005
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