cantbetheking's definitions

full blown revenge

When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.

That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.

by cantbetheking November 23, 2013

Outbushed

When your pubic hair outgrows the length of your dick and gets so thick that it covers your dick and balls entirely to the point where all you can see when you pull down your undies is a jungle between your legs. If you are outbushed but don't find that you have really thick set of pubes, then you probably have an embarrassingly small penis.

I am so incredibly outbushed that my pubic hair can actually support the seven ticks that are living in the jungle between my legs.

by cantbetheking November 2, 2013

Southern Chester County

A very rural part of Chester County, Pennsylvania adjacent to Delaware and Maryland. It is home to Kennett Square, the mushroom capital of the world, though a lot of the mushroom farming takes place in nearby towns which causes the stench of manure to be present in those towns as well. It is also home to Lincoln University in Lincoln University, PA and the Herrs Snack Factory in Nottingham, PA. Quite a few Amish people and buggies can be seen if you visit the town of Oxford. PA 41 is the most congested route in the area. Other towns in Southern Chester County include Toughkenamon, Avondale, Landenberg, and West Grove.

I live in Southern Chester County. I'm surrounded by farmland yet I'm only an hour outside Philly. My closest movie theater is in Delaware.

by cantbetheking August 30, 2013

Scrotum

The skin under a guy's dick that surrounds his balls and is quite stretchable and fun to twist and play with.

I enjoy standing in front of a mirror, spreading my legs, and watching my scrotum just hang and dangle.

by cantbetheking August 29, 2013