‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.
by candiedbones November 26, 2020
by candiedbones April 10, 2017
After we shine from being tucked in the dark nooks and crannies of depression we are able to learn to love ourselves once again in the light; this leads to us to build stronger relationships with gratitude toward others. In return these people give us more love from our positive energy. Their love encourages our self-love once again and it’s a cycle of give love, be love.
I learned to love myself so then I gave more attention and affection to those around me who recycled my love. In return they showed more acts of kindness to me which I again was filled with their positive energy and I passed that endearment forward through recycled love.
by candiedbones December 19, 2019
An old person and/or someone who is not fun. A kill-joy, elder; fun-hater. Not to be confused with ageism, by any means.
While we were car scaping, I looked to the left of me in order to sing an obnoxious song off the radio to another driver, who was in another automobile. The balding patches and discontent look gave me the notion, he was indeed a yamp.
Originally published by Allison Burns 11/29/2007
Originally published by Allison Burns 11/29/2007
by candiedbones October 07, 2019
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
by candiedbones November 09, 2021
A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.
by candiedbones October 28, 2017
A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
by candiedbones January 13, 2021