Definitions by calvinke

That's a porno 

An alternative for "that's what she said".

Lady: I didn't expect it to go off in my hands.
Guy: That's a porno.

That's a porno by calvinke November 4, 2010

Easter S'mores

S'mores for the Spring: Take gram crackers, a peep, Easter M&M's and put them in a microwave for 12 seconds. Enjoy!

I have all this crappy Easter candy and don't know what to do with it. I know, Easter s'mores!

Easter S'mores by calvinke June 16, 2010

cross the street 

A caution to give someone before they make a racist, sexist or age-inappropriate joke or comment. To look both both ways before saying something that may be offensive or get you beaten up or in trouble for being a racist.

Guy1: "So a Jew, a Black guy and a Hispanic walk into a bar..."
Guy2: "What the hell are you doing? Did you cross the street first?"
Guy1: "Oh sorry. I think we're good"
Guy2: "Thank you. Now proceed with your racism."

cross the street by calvinke June 2, 2010

Hair Trigger Flush 

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.

Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.

Hair Trigger Flush by calvinke April 2, 2010

peptalk privacy 

Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.

Guy: I thought I had some peptalk privacy, but I think my boss heard be talking to my dick.

Girl: Please stop talking to me.

peptalk privacy by calvinke April 2, 2010