phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. Used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or poop.
Hey man, your DVD player won't flush.
or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.
or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.
or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.
or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.
or;
Hey, your clock won't flush.
or;
I was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won't flush.
or;
I think you need to call someone because I can't get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won't flush.
or;
Man, I'm so drunk I couldn't figure out your Xbox and now it won't flush.
by calvinke February 25, 2011
A caution to give someone before they make a racist, sexist or age-inappropriate joke or comment. To look both both ways before saying something that may be offensive or get you beaten up or in trouble for being a racist.
Guy1: "So a Jew, a Black guy and a Hispanic walk into a bar..."
Guy2: "What the hell are you doing? Did you cross the street first?"
Guy1: "Oh sorry. I think we're good"
Guy2: "Thank you. Now proceed with your racism."
Guy2: "What the hell are you doing? Did you cross the street first?"
Guy1: "Oh sorry. I think we're good"
Guy2: "Thank you. Now proceed with your racism."
by calvinke June 02, 2010
When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
by calvinke April 02, 2010
An alternative for "that's what she said".
by calvinke November 04, 2010
Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
or
Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke January 31, 2011