Definitions by calvinke
Melting roommate
A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.
P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
Melting roommate by calvinke November 4, 2010
cross the street
A caution to give someone before they make a racist, sexist or age-inappropriate joke or comment. To look both both ways before saying something that may be offensive or get you beaten up or in trouble for being a racist.
Guy1: "So a Jew, a Black guy and a Hispanic walk into a bar..."
Guy2: "What the hell are you doing? Did you cross the street first?"
Guy1: "Oh sorry. I think we're good"
Guy2: "Thank you. Now proceed with your racism."
Guy2: "What the hell are you doing? Did you cross the street first?"
Guy1: "Oh sorry. I think we're good"
Guy2: "Thank you. Now proceed with your racism."
cross the street by calvinke June 2, 2010
Hair Trigger Flush
When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
Hair Trigger Flush by calvinke April 2, 2010
peptalk privacy
Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.
Guy: I thought I had some peptalk privacy, but I think my boss heard be talking to my dick.
Girl: Please stop talking to me.
Girl: Please stop talking to me.
peptalk privacy by calvinke April 2, 2010