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A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.
P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
by calvinke November 4, 2010
Get the Melting roommate mug.When people wear Under Armour, or other athletic gear, everywhere they go, at all times, for no reason, even though they are out of shape or are not working out. Commonly seen in grocery stores or malls.
Another implication is that they have just come from the gym and have not yet cleaned themselves.
Often seen on children of rich parents.
Another implication is that they have just come from the gym and have not yet cleaned themselves.
Often seen on children of rich parents.
G-Man: Are you on your way to the gym?
D-Man: No, I just bought the new Black Ops game. I'll be inside all day.
G-Man: Well that explains your Over Armour
D-Man: No, I just bought the new Black Ops game. I'll be inside all day.
G-Man: Well that explains your Over Armour
by calvinke February 20, 2011
Get the Over Armour mug.When an attractive woman or man is the heir to a dynasty, an empire or has a family with a large business and/or is well connected so that they will most likely have a variety of resources both social and financial. A way to say to I'd hit that, but with a greater level of commitment. They are attractive and rich, but also seem like marriage material. A way to marry into money, opportunities, make connections or achieve fame.
Guy1: "Dude, our waitress is really pretty"
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
Guy2: "I know, and her parents own the entire chain of these Chinese restaurants.
Guy1: "I'd marry into that."
by calvinke November 20, 2010
Get the I'd marry into that mug.When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
by calvinke April 2, 2010
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