A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.
P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
by calvinke November 04, 2010
Get the Melting roommate mug.Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.
Guy: I thought I had some peptalk privacy, but I think my boss heard be talking to my dick.
Girl: Please stop talking to me.
Girl: Please stop talking to me.
by calvinke April 02, 2010
Get the peptalk privacy mug.Friends frolicing eternally. A friend can be your best friend forever, but if you have to frolic with someone for eternity, they better be worth hanging out with for eternity, rather than just forever. A much better friend than your BFF, or even the BFFF. They are the supreme friend among friends.
Friend1: Hey, i know you've been having a rough week, so I made you blueberry buttermilk cornmeal pancakes for breakfast. And I was going to save that bottle of maple syrup that we got from that from Vermont for a special occasion, but I think this is special enough.
Friend2: Holy fuck. I want to frolic for eternity with you.
Friend1: Well, you're my FFE too.
Friend2: Holy fuck. I want to frolic for eternity with you.
Friend1: Well, you're my FFE too.
by calvinke November 11, 2010
Get the FFE mug.When people wear Under Armour, or other athletic gear, everywhere they go, at all times, for no reason, even though they are out of shape or are not working out. Commonly seen in grocery stores or malls.
Another implication is that they have just come from the gym and have not yet cleaned themselves.
Often seen on children of rich parents.
Another implication is that they have just come from the gym and have not yet cleaned themselves.
Often seen on children of rich parents.
G-Man: Are you on your way to the gym?
D-Man: No, I just bought the new Black Ops game. I'll be inside all day.
G-Man: Well that explains your Over Armour
D-Man: No, I just bought the new Black Ops game. I'll be inside all day.
G-Man: Well that explains your Over Armour
by calvinke February 20, 2011
Get the Over Armour mug.An alternative for "that's what she said".
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