callum mckenzie's definitions

apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with

frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"

by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005

Aquadextrous

The Skill to turn the bath taps on with your feet

husband - "look dear i am aquadextrous!"
wife - "so you are dear,"

by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005

gooch

the area between your balls and arse crack

as george did a handstand, kim started scratching her gooch

by callum mckenzie September 4, 2005