Definitions by call me jubs

Fake make 

When you don't actually make the bed. Instead you just throw the comforter over the the top to make it appear made. "Fake Make"

Oh honey you made the bed today! Nope. You just did a fake make

Fake make by call me jubs September 24, 2017

brd 

short for bitch riding dirty. or any girl that has one or more sexually transmitted diseases

greg: hey man that girl looks hot!

mj: naw man she's a brd!

greg: eww nvm then!

brd by call me jubs July 29, 2009

Sarasota 

god's waiting room for old people

sarasota is a town where all the old people live and die

Sarasota by call me jubs January 16, 2008