cal's definitions

flatlands

Area of flesh between a person's starfish and their front parts.

I pulled out and skeeted all over her flatlands

by Cal December 2, 2004

Chr0niC

A smart, athletic person, also known as an Athgeek.
This person also has superb computer skills.
Despite that, a Chr0niC will still remain the center of attention to the opposite(yes, OPPOSITE!) gender.

Man, I wish that Chr0niC was mine..

by Cal November 22, 2004

hange

1. Money, cash, dough, or Dead Presidents

Spazlink did not have enough hange to buy the male hooker he wanted.

by Cal September 21, 2004

dudette

The female version of male version of "Dude". He's a dude and she's a dudette.

Three of my favorite dudettes were swinging down the street.

by Cal August 29, 2004

silly cats

To change the subject of conversation, especially with reference to silly cats

Bridget will you marry me?

Oh look at the silly cats!

by cal June 6, 2004

IBB

"Icy Burberry Bitch"

A bitch so cold that she not only refuses to acknowledge your presence but pretends that you don't even exist.

Noticing that we were approaching, the IBB quickly put on her sunglasses and headphones because she was that much better than us.

by Cal May 23, 2004

fenris

Large gathering of tools, especially in Star Kingdoms.

yay, i'm #12345519 in Hall of Fame!

by Cal May 21, 2004