cHris's definitions

Ricer

That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.

Look out the neon is coming in for a landing! HAHA thats so rice

All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice.

He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.

by Chris April 8, 2005

bolle

English slang: To defecate on your partner's chest, either male or female.

I surprised her with a bolle, she didn't take it too well. Then i had to clean up.

by Chris April 15, 2005

Bass

The purest form of Speed (Amphetamine) in a thick paste.
Often taken in very small doses… For example pin-head size keeps average person buzzing for approx 12 hours.

I'm totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
( Puretone - Addicted to Bass )

by ChRiS February 17, 2005

ring my bell

giving oral sex to a male person.
other definition for blowjob.

hey girl! get on your knees and ring my bell!

by Chris June 18, 2005

turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 9, 2004