cHris's definitions

struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'

"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"

by Chris June 2, 2003

religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself

You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons

by Chris December 13, 2003

2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

by Chris February 27, 2005

5 0

cops, skateboardling grind where only the back truck grinds and the front is in the air

Dude, I was trying a 5-0 on that ledge but the 5-0 came and kicked us out

by chris March 17, 2003

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver

Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.

by chris August 25, 2003