cHris's definitions

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 4, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Lazy Bastard that can't do anything on his own, so he "lets" people do it for him.

"I'm going to let you take that computer home with you to look at it"
"Oh, lucky me"

by Chris June 29, 2004

Ham

Llama food. As seen in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!

by Chris May 6, 2005

assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

by chris April 1, 2005

dutch oven

To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night!

by Chris February 4, 2004

warmonger

A person promoting something undesirable or discreditable, in this case, war.

George W. Bush

by Chris March 23, 2003

fam

a word use to describe your peoples. ones that you can trust dearly. someone you consider family

my fam wuz mad deep up in the club the other day

by Chris November 6, 2003